“Basically god hates AT&T, MCI and Verizon?” — Eugene Mirman

“Yes” — Telemarketer. [Eugene Mirman](https://www.eugenemirman.com/) has been receiving telemarketing calls from a *Christian* phone company that [“is dedicated to people such as yourself who want to stop same sex marriages and to quit doing business with companies that promote and profit from a gay lifestyle.”](https://www.eugenemirman.com/audio/Anti_Gay_Phone_Company_II.mp3) The prime contributors to this gay lifestyle, according to the phone call — why the three major phone companies of course… Listen to the clip above and check out more of Eugene’s conversations with the Christian telco on his [website.](https://www.eugenemirman.com/showandtell.html)